Matthew Pead

NAME: Cambridge Gay

AGE: Legal

NICKNAME(S): Student Pead, Peady, Peadla

PREVIOUS CLUBS:

HIGHEST SCORE:

BEST BOWLING: Boundaries

BEST CRICKETING MOMENT: Showers

MOST EMBARRASSING CRICKETING MOMENT: Every wicket I've ever taken / Wilson's hair / Ben's Val Doonican Jumper

BEST PLAYER YOU HAVE PLAYED WITH: "Little Pead"

DESCRIPTION: Indescribable
  BATTING: Brian Lara meets Stephen Hawking
  BOWLING: Resolutely crap
  FIELDING: Crouching tiger hidden salmon

FAVOURITE SHOT:

FAVOURITE BAND: Contra

FAVOURITE FILM: Cling

FAVOURITE FOOD: Lager

HOT TUB BUDDY: Barnes

PONTHIR CRICKETER YOU MOST ADMIRE: Barnes - his career, like an exploding supernova, briefly shone brighter than a thousand galaxies

PROFESSIONAL CRICKETER YOU MOST RESPECT: DJ John Davies for sheer persistence

WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET: Wilson's hairdresser - mentalist or visionary?